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The chigger ...
« on: November 17, 2013, 12:25:54 AM »
it's back. Migrated up close to my knee just above my scar.  The info on chiggers is misleading at best, if not never being researched at all.   I am host to this family of chiggers till death do us part and they ain't parting. Or it. What if it's like the thousand year chigger? Never gonna die. It would of course latch on to the first person that was never gonna die it could find, right?

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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2013, 10:17:27 AM »
I hate those little bastards.
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2013, 11:33:34 PM »
They got on my dog. Now she has the hot spot. Here and there.
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2014, 02:23:32 PM »
I didn't know those little fuckers lived in the cold.
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2014, 11:55:37 PM »
I didn't know those little F***ers lived in the cold.

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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2014, 01:53:33 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2014, 01:27:37 AM »
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2014, 01:05:26 AM »
NOTICE!!!!


These mother fuckers just phoenixed on me. You can't trust these bitches out here.
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2014, 07:37:41 PM »
Chigger please.
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2014, 10:01:56 PM »
They are eating me alive. I can't take it. Bout to pour gas on them bitches and spark they ass up.
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2014, 12:45:06 AM »
cut your leg off
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2014, 12:25:28 AM »
Seriously, 'Pete'. What do you you know about chiggers in the first place? I'll answer for you. NOTHING. Eat a dick.
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2014, 01:24:34 PM »
Just one?

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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2014, 04:53:02 PM »
Seriously, 'Pete'. What do you you know about chiggers in the first place? I'll answer for you. NOTHING. Eat a dick.
Seriously more than you. Go get some Valtrex for your herpes and stop acting like its just chiggers.
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2014, 10:23:57 PM »
Just one?

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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2014, 10:27:08 PM »
He............HE!

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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2015, 08:50:56 AM »
You get rid of it?

Yet?

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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2015, 06:23:09 PM »
Kind of funny that you ask ... I was scratching my leg just above my sock line the other night and my wife asked why. I said I got a chigger bite. She said How? I said They live in my skin and then groaned as I clawed at the little fuckers handi work.
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2015, 06:27:47 PM »
When I was stationed in the Ft. Stewart swamp those little buggers would be all over both legs from the knees down. A sultry babe taught me that if you put fingernail polish just over the bite the chigger will die and it won't itch anymore. It works, you should try it.
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« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2015, 06:52:52 PM »
Lol
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2015, 10:25:43 PM »
Ya'

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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2015, 11:54:01 PM »
I won't.
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« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2015, 06:17:50 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2015, 06:45:24 PM »
Why?
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Re: The chigger ...
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2015, 08:44:02 PM »
All things work together for good for those who love God and are called according to His purpose. Romans 8:28