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Smooth as F***
« on: July 22, 2014, 10:54:43 PM »
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2014, 10:56:33 PM »
And here I thought this was going to be a picture of the surface of your brain.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2014, 10:59:48 PM »
That goes way beyond B_lake-level smooth as F***.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2014, 11:00:08 PM »
The force is strong in that one.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2014, 11:01:16 PM »
I hope to hell that was first date, he got home if it was
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2014, 11:02:05 PM »
Sportschic smooth?
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2014, 11:04:17 PM »
Bartman smooth
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2014, 11:05:50 PM »
Jedi smooth.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2014, 11:07:20 PM »
Caine smooth
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2014, 11:07:56 PM »
I hope to hell that was first date, he got home if it was
Yeah, he got into her pants that night.
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Amen.

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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2014, 11:21:49 PM »
I'm not so sure. He is wearing jean shorts after all.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2014, 11:22:35 PM »
I'm not so sure. He is wearing jean shorts after all.
Whalers shirt though.  Makes up for it, and then some.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2014, 11:24:07 PM »
Are they jean shorts?  They just look like a pale blue pair of shorts to me.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2014, 11:25:38 PM »
I lied, definitely just gym shorts. Sorry, one too many beers.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2014, 11:32:24 PM »
I lied, definitely just gym shorts. Sorry, one too many beers.
Possibly.  But I was thinking something more like this
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And give us this day our daily Nightwing,
And beat down the Joker,
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Who trespasses against us.
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But deliver us from Joe Chill.
Amen.

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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2014, 11:34:38 PM »
Imagine how arrogant THAT Boston fan will be going forward!

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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2014, 11:36:29 PM »
Imagine how arrogant THAT Boston fan will be going forward!
Red Sox fans became intolerable very quickly after that 2004 World Series win.  At the time, it was like, your team has won 1 championship in 80 some odd years. 
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2014, 11:37:48 PM »
Possibly.  But I was thinking something more like this

Well then he is a frat boy.....which means that girl is currently getting raped.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2014, 11:38:11 PM »
Red Sox fans became intolerable very quickly after that 2004 World Series win.  At the time, it was like, your team has won 1 championship in 80 some odd years. 
Still better than Yankee fans. And Cardinal fans.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2014, 11:39:15 PM »
Well then he is a frat boy.....which means that girl is currently getting raped.
I did the frat thing one semester.  Never paid my dues and got kicked out. 
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2014, 11:42:16 PM »
Still better than Yankee fans. And Cardinal fans.
But those groups have reason to be arrogant pricks about their teams.  And I've never had too much of a problem with Cardinals fans.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2014, 12:09:06 AM »
Well then he is a frat boy.....which means that girl is currently getting raped.

Correction: gang raped

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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2014, 12:10:07 AM »
But those groups have reason to be arrogant pricks about their teams.  And I've never had too much of a problem with Cardinals fans.

Cardinal fans are too phucking sanctimonious.  Steelerssb is right: AWEFUL

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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2014, 12:10:11 AM »
But those groups have reason to be arrogant pricks about their teams.  And I've never had too much of a problem with Cardinals fans.
Cards fans are real baseball fans, for the most part.  No shame in rooting for an organization that's been well run over the years.

But Yankees fans are by far the biggest assholes.  Red Sox fans can aspire, and indeed did become colossal jerks, but it's still a distant second to Yanks fans.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2014, 12:13:52 AM »
I did the frat thing one semester.  Never paid my dues and got kicked out. 
Good. It would've turned you into a self-entitled douche
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