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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2014, 12:16:21 AM »
Cards fans are real baseball fans, for the most part.  No shame in rooting for an organization that's been well run over the years.
They are, but they helped make me realize how annoying Steeler fans can be with the whole "we have six rings blah blah blah blah." They have to remind everyone at every.F***ing.turn that they've won 11 rings in the most annoying fashion. When the Blackhawks beat the Blues in the playoffs all the STL fans did was ramble on about how the Cardinals have 11 rings. I don't hate the Cardinals because they are well run but I can't stand their annoying, arrogant pricks for fans.

Same reason I don't like the Blues anymore. I've never seen a fanbase of a team that has a grand total of zero titles talk more trash, especially when they try talking trash on Blackhawk fans because they'll beat them once or twice in a given year. Not to mention when I was a freshman the Blues sucked and I couldn't find a fan in sight and now they are everywhere.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2014, 12:21:29 AM »
Good. It would've turned you into a self-entitled douche
I doubt it. I was raised right.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2014, 12:23:18 AM »
I doubt it. I was raised right.
Good point. I had to serve 500 incoming freshman frat guys about a month ago and I could tell most never worked a day in their lives.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2014, 12:27:12 AM »
Good point. I had to serve 500 incoming freshman frat guys about a month ago and I could tell most never worked a day in their lives.
That must've sucked.

I always liked seeing the self entitled young prick lose it in their first semester
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2014, 12:30:56 AM »
That must've sucked.

I always liked seeing the self entitled young prick lose it in their first semester
Never been more pissed off at work in my life. They were at the dining hall for four days and after the second they made such a mess that the individual frats had to be threatened with getting their funding cuts and having their meals completely whacked if they didn't shape up. Never dealt with a ruder group of people either, outside of maybe the high school cheerleader camps.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2014, 06:38:58 AM »
Red Sox fans became intolerable very quickly after that 2004 World Series win.  At the time, it was like, your team has won 1 championship in 80 some odd years. 

You kids don't get it. Sure, there are the bandwagoners as with all winning teams, but the Red Sox have battled the Evil Empire more than any other team in history. To bitch about arrogance is to not know the success of the Yankees ...

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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2014, 06:39:43 AM »
I did the frat thing one semester.  Never paid my dues and got kicked out. 

I used to sell them ditch weed at premium prices. Frat boys helped pay my tuition.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2014, 07:47:25 AM »
You kids don't get it. Sure, there are the bandwagoners as with all winning teams, but the Red Sox have battled the Evil Empire more than any other team in history. To bitch about arrogance is to not know the success of the Yankees ...



I agree, the Red Sox fans were already douchebags, it just took the 2004 WS win to bring it out. :)
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2014, 07:57:49 AM »
That goes way beyond B_lake-level smooth as F***.

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« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2014, 07:58:50 AM »
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2014, 08:03:04 AM »
I agree, the Red Sox fans were already douchebags, it just took the 2004 WS win to bring it out. :)


But they were likeable loser douchebags, like the Lions' and Cubs' fans are still ... somewhat different than the smug asshole-pink hat-douchebags of today ... but anything that pisses off the Yankee fans is sweet ...

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« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2014, 08:04:48 AM »

But they were likeable loser douchebags, like the Lions' and Cubs' fans are still ... somewhat different than the smug asshole-pink hat-douchebags of today ... but anything that pisses off the Yankee fans is sweet ...



Well, Hell, how can I disagree with THAT?
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2014, 08:14:02 AM »
Well, Hell, how can I disagree with THAT?

Baltimore fan?


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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2014, 08:15:01 AM »
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« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2014, 08:26:16 AM »
Baltimore fan?




No, lifetime hater of self proclaimed "America's Teams".
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2014, 08:39:47 AM »
No, lifetime hater of self proclaimed "America's Teams".


Watch it ... "Stairway to Seven" could get ya there.

Then what?



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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2014, 08:43:14 AM »

Watch it ... "Stairway to Seven" could get ya there.

Then what?

The self proclaimed stairway has been out of order for quite some time now.




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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2014, 08:47:40 AM »
I doubt it. I was raised right.



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« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2014, 08:54:13 AM »
The self proclaimed stairway has been out of order for quite some time now.

Yeah and resting on your laurels can make your ass itchy, but time will tell, and give us a new cliche ... someday ... maybe ...
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« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2014, 09:02:36 AM »

Watch it ... "Stairway to Seven" could get ya there.

Then what?

Never, Steelers are Pittsburgh's team, F*** the rest of the country. (Football wise that is)
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« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2014, 09:41:22 AM »
Steelers are Pittsburgh's team

Even they deserve more ...


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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2014, 10:46:29 AM »
You kids don't get it. Sure, there are the bandwagoners as with all winning teams, but the Red Sox have battled the Evil Empire more than any other team in history. To bitch about arrogance is to not know the success of the Yankees ...


Who gives a chit how many times they have played the Yankees (by the way, don't use battle when talking about sports, it makes you more douchey than F&L)? No one outside of Yankees fans, Red Sox fans, and ESPN give a chit about about that "rivalry" in any way.  And how could someone not know the success of the Yankees?  They are the most successful sports franchise in America's history, arguably the world.
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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2014, 11:02:41 AM »
Who gives a chit how many times they have played the Yankees (by the way, don't use battle when talking about sports, it makes you more douchey than F&L)? No one outside of Yankees fans, Red Sox fans, and ESPN give a chit about about that "rivalry" in any way.  And how could someone not know the success of the Yankees?  They are the most successful sports franchise in America's history, arguably the world.


Baltimore fan?

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« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2014, 11:04:15 AM »
Our Batman,
Who art in Batcave,
Bruce Wayne be thy name.
Thy Wayne Manor come, thy justice be done,
In Arkham as it is in Blackgate.
And give us this day our daily Nightwing,
And beat down the Joker,
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Amen.

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Re: Smooth as F***
« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2014, 11:08:46 AM »
What?

I figured your chit fit was because you're an O's fan ...


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