NFL-Solomon’s NFL Power Rankings
1 Broncos – Take the 8th best team in the league, + Peyton Manning = #1 Team
2 Cardinals – Home, Conference and Division Hogs, these birds are Angry
3 Lions – Quietly having the Best Defense in the League
4 Patriots – Time for another scandal
5 Eagles – Too much Talent, Too many moving parts, will be smack and forth with Dallas
6 Cowboys – Skins expose how much of their record built on timing
7 Bengals – Someone take the blinker out of their power control
8 STEELERS – turning into an offensive juggernaut
9 Chargers – Can Phil be having flashbacks?
10 Colts – Powerhouse of the South, you better score a bunch if you want to beat’em now.
11 Packers – All Aaron Rodgers, All the time, nothing else.
12 Ravens – Sham games hid their imminent collapse until now.
13 Bills – poised to become the AFCE next one
14 Seahawks – How the mighty have fallen when penalties are actually called.
15 49ers- This popgun has popped
16 Chiefs – Are you buying this? Are you buying this? Sucker!
17 Dolphins – Chit together, more on the way, stay tuned.
18 Browns – Vastly improved, but still trying to shrug off the “We Suck” inertia
19 Texans – So much talent to be playing such Meh ball
20 Saints – pretty good club when Payton remembers you can also run the ball
21 Panthers – Still haven’t recovered from being Steelerolled
22 Redskins – Not good, but showed that’s all it takes to beat Dallas
23 Giants – We saw you last year Eli, you’re not fooling anyone
24 Vikings – Would probably be doing better if not for 4 games of division smackdown a year.
25 Rams – Nobody is good without their #1
26 Bears – They suck, just not as much as their fans
27 Falcons – If only they could be lower, for Roddy White
28 Titans – Also ran.
29 Buccaneers – Talent and Schizophrenia, is there a cure?
30 Jets – Coach Rex? Coach? Long Live the King.
31 Jaguars – Oh whoa, you have to be cursed to lose to this team
32 Raiders – You know “New and Improved”? Raiders show us the opposite of that each week.