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Re: Prayers
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2015, 10:02:16 PM »
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2015, 11:29:36 PM »
Oh noes!  Now therez 2 Prayers threads!  Can we pin 'em both plz??
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2015, 11:46:39 PM »
Did wt delete chit again

Nah. Misterfamous decided to start an anti-prayer thread.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2015, 11:54:36 PM »
Nah. Misterfamous decided to start an anti-prayer thread.
I think you missed the setup, dumbass.

Anyway, I had all the usual guidelines for what makes it into the Prayers Thread...
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2015, 10:06:24 AM »
I think you missed the setup, dumbass.

Anyway, I had all the usual guidelines for what makes it into the Prayers Thread...

No, you missed the humor oh wonderful one.

Your thread sucks since you think prayer is a waste of time.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2015, 10:10:00 AM »

No, you missed the humor oh wonderful one.

Your thread sucks since you think prayer is a waste of time.
Stop attacking my religious freedom !
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2015, 10:13:07 AM »
Praying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.


Write that down.......
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2015, 10:14:53 AM »
No, you missed the humor oh wonderful one.

Your thread sucks since you think prayer is a waste of time.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2015, 10:15:18 AM »
Stop attacking my religious freedom !

Do I have to?
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2015, 10:18:01 AM »
Praying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere if you lack faith.

Write that down.......

FIFY
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2015, 10:18:43 AM »
All things work together for good for those who love God and are called according to His purpose. Romans 8:28

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2015, 10:18:57 AM »
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2015, 10:19:42 AM »
Rather redundant.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2015, 10:21:53 AM »
All things work together for good for those who love God and are called according to His purpose. Romans 8:28

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2015, 10:22:43 AM »
***Panties in a wad***

Is into men who wear wadded panties..
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2015, 10:31:03 AM »
Is into men who wear wadded panties..

And we accept you for who you are.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2015, 10:31:45 AM »
Praying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere if you lack faith.

Write that down.......

FIFY

I've seen Sol post stronger comebacks than that. And that's saying something lol.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2015, 10:38:22 AM »
Is into men who wear wadded panties..
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2015, 11:02:41 AM »
Friends please pray for Gene and lift him up, to defeat his evil demons and suppress those urges of his that are such an affront to the Lord Jesus (peace be upon Him).

Amen
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2015, 11:16:39 AM »
Lemmy says it best. Bow before your master.
Forgive me if I don't open a link you post...slight trust issue right now but I hope that situation will improve.

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2015, 11:27:26 AM »

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2015, 11:34:48 AM »
Forgive me if I don't open a link you post...slight trust issue right now but I hope that situation will improve.

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2015, 01:11:17 PM »
My prayer thread is a lot nicer place...just saying.

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2015, 01:19:20 PM »
My prayer thread is a lot nicer place...just saying.
Mine was blessed by nude monks.  Plus it has Rottie.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2015, 04:36:37 PM »
Mine was blessed by nude monks.  Plus it has Rottie.

Nude monks or monkeys? I get so confused with you macroevolutionists, you know. grin1
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