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Re: Prayers
« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2015, 04:38:03 PM »
My prayer thread is a lot nicer place...just saying.
It's sincere.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2015, 04:45:35 PM »
Mine was blessed by nude monks.  Plus it has Rottie.

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2015, 04:53:30 PM »
I pray for wild sex this Valentines Day!

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2015, 04:57:27 PM »
And we accept you for who you are.

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2015, 05:00:51 PM »
Amen

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2015, 05:24:50 PM »
It's sincere.

Sincerity is usually not a well pursued goal in AFR. Regardless of what F&L would have you believe. grin1
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2015, 05:42:02 PM »
F*** off.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2015, 06:16:53 PM »
Nude monks or monkeys? I get so confused with you macroevolutionists, you know. grin1
Dunno, have one of your priests molest one, and see if it talks.

"Macroevolutionists".  Never heard that as a pejorative before.  Sounds like someone aware he is in a losing position would use...


I pray for wild sex this Valentines Day!
Lordy Sweet Baby Jesus and His Majesty Lord Beelzebub, please lift up Khep and permit unto him wild fornications be done this day, such that he may better serve your grace and also to get his rocks off.

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2015, 06:41:09 PM »
No, you don't. grin1

Sure I do. I'm fully appreciative of 'Muricans with mental disabilities.
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Re: Prayers
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2015, 08:00:16 PM »
Sure I do. I'm fully appreciative of 'Muricans with mental disabilities.

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2015, 03:21:56 PM »
Sincerity is usually not a well pursued goal in AFR. Regardless of what F&L would have you believe. grin1
I find most here to be both sincere and passionate about what they believe.  Now they aren't always polite and well mannered.

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Re: Prayers
« Reply #61 on: February 15, 2015, 05:54:32 PM »
I find most here to be both sincere and passionate about what they believe.  Now they aren't always polite and well mannered.

Manners=fake sincerity.

Politeness in sincerity with a knife in your hands.
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Re: The Heathen Prayers Thread
« Reply #62 on: February 15, 2015, 07:06:23 PM »
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Re: The Prayers Thread that is the Best-Cali stop censoring me dammit
« Reply #63 on: February 15, 2015, 07:30:39 PM »
Ok, I think I've finally stopped laughing over the latest title.

In lieu of changing it to "I Keep Editing the Title of this Prayers Thread Because I Have an Incurable Lust for Power," I'll just say I think the current title is definitely a keeper.

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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #64 on: February 17, 2015, 03:43:10 PM »
Hey, WT--









































HAIL SATAN !!


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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #65 on: February 18, 2015, 05:39:14 AM »
If I hail Satan, does that mean I get free Death Metal downloads on I-tunes?

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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #66 on: February 18, 2015, 07:42:46 AM »
If I hail Satan, does that mean I get free Death Metal downloads on I-tunes?

Thanks in advance
Yes !  He gives you everything you ask for, so long as you pray hard enough.

In related news, please lift up our dear brother NFL-Solomon, whose hemorrhoids have come down with advanced eczema after mysteriously coming into contact with a large amount of Chee-tos dust.  Please pray hard- he might not have long left.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #67 on: February 18, 2015, 08:50:20 AM »
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In related news, please lift up our dear brother NFL-Solomon, whose hemorrhoids have come down with advanced eczema after mysteriously coming into contact with a large amount of Chee-tos dust.  Please pray hard- he might not have long left.

In Lucifer's name I pray!

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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #68 on: February 18, 2015, 10:02:46 AM »
In Lucifer's name I pray!

***hair metal guitar solo***

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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #69 on: February 18, 2015, 02:13:41 PM »
LOL,

please oh dear sweet baby Louie Cypher, please take away alcohol's great power to cure gout.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #70 on: February 18, 2015, 05:29:00 PM »
Louis Cyphre?

I love Angel Heart!!!
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #71 on: February 18, 2015, 09:42:54 PM »
Louis Cyphre?

I love Angel Heart!!!

That movie was weird.  Changed my Huxtable outlook on Mrs. Kravitz
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #72 on: February 20, 2015, 07:28:42 AM »
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Louis Cyphre?

I love Angel Heart!!!


I KNOW WHO I AM!

I KNOW WHO I AM!!!!

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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #73 on: February 20, 2015, 02:38:56 PM »
Ah, the good ol' days when Mickey Rourke was really cute.
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Re: Prayer Thread- Hail Satan!
« Reply #74 on: February 20, 2015, 02:52:04 PM »
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