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Re: Rick "Oops" Perry Wants to be President ... Again.
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2015, 11:29:22 AM »
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« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2015, 11:29:31 AM »
Perry has no chance. Next up.

Don't these guys look at their fellow candidates before they open their mouths?  I get some of them want, like Ben Carson or Gary Johnson, to use it as a platform but some of them couldn't get elected dog catcher in any the Coastal States.  You know, where the most people live?
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« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2015, 11:31:35 AM »
Both parties are loaded with people who shouldn't be the president of the PTA, let alone the US of A.
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« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2015, 11:32:04 AM »
Don't these guys look at their fellow candidates before they open their mouths?  I get some of them want, like Ben Carson of Gary Johnson, to use it as a platform but some of them couldn't get elected dog catcher in any the Coastal States.  You know, where the most people live?

I think it is about the book and speaking fee rights after the election.
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« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2015, 11:35:28 AM »
I think it is about the book and speaking fee rights after the election.


Ah.   That and a wee bit of ego?  If anyone should consider running it's Condi Rice but she thinks it would be undignified....



...and she is correct.  Look at, albeit it is her own fault, the stuff Hillary has created on her own.  Sarah Palin never said "I can see Russia from my house!", Tina Fey said it on SNL, but the Media made damn sure that got spread around as a fact.

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« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2015, 11:36:42 AM »
I think it is about the book and speaking fee rights after the election.

Basically. Palin was more financially successful at being a politcal failure than she would have been had they won.
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Re: Rick "Oops" Perry Wants to be President ... Again.
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2015, 11:41:13 AM »
...and she is correct.  Look at, albeit it is her own fault, the stuff Hillary has created on her own.  Sarah Palin never said "I can see Russia from my house!", Tina Fey said it on SNL, but the Media made damn sure that got spread around as a fact.

Are you actually trying to defend the absurd stupidity of Sarah Palin? 

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« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2015, 11:46:54 AM »
Are you actually trying to defend the absurd stupidity of Sarah Palin? 

NO but I think if you or I never said something and the Media kept repeating we did, we could sue them into bankruptcy.  Palin, a Public figure, has to put up with it.


Thus showing responsible adults, like Ms. Rice, why they should abandon public service.
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« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2015, 11:59:07 AM »
I still plan to write in Scuzz. For king. Of America. Makes more sense than anybody in the race so far.
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« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2015, 12:04:15 PM »
I still plan to write in Scuzz. For king. Of America. Makes more sense than anybody in the race so far.

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« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2015, 12:43:41 PM »
Only if Left Shark is her running mate.

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« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2015, 12:57:32 PM »


You'll get at least one vote. Better get your campaign going! grin1
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Re: Rick "Oops" Perry Wants to be President ... Again.
« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2015, 01:06:58 PM »
Hard to imagine Romney as "brilliant".
Maybe his magic underwear is super bright white.


Can we vote for Katy Perry?
Is she 35 ?



Ah.   That and a wee bit of ego?  If anyone should consider running it's Condi Rice but she thinks it would be undignified....
Another unqualified idiot of a SecState.  No thanks.

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...and she is correct.  Look at, albeit it is her own fault, the stuff Hillary has created on her own.  Sarah Palin never said "I can see Russia from my house!", Tina Fey said it on SNL, but the Media made damn sure that got spread around as a fact.
Sarah Palin was about as intelligent.  She got lambasted for being stupid using the fake quote because she is, well... stupid.  Hillary Clinton is being lambasted for being an overbearing, untrustworthy bitch because she is... you guessed it !
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Re: Rick "Oops" Perry Wants to be President ... Again.
« Reply #38 on: June 04, 2015, 01:08:24 PM »
Steve Perry has more of a chance than Rick Perry.

True....and the GOP will nominate him if recent history is a guide.
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« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2015, 02:24:13 PM »
I still plan to write in Scuzz. For king. Of America. Makes more sense than anybody in the race so far.

Can we start with California and see how it goes? I get dibs on being Commandant of The California Highway Patrol.
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« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2015, 02:30:51 PM »
Can we start with California and see how it goes? I get dipps on being Commandant of The California Highway Patrol.

Well... we'll need a little more than 3 votes.
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« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2015, 02:32:31 PM »
Well... we'll need a little more than 3 votes.

Crap!   Jeep would make it 4 and SoCalSaint could be counted on for number 5. 



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« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2015, 02:39:35 PM »
Crap!   Jeep would make it 4 and SoCalSaint could be counted on for number 5. 



We are on our way!!!!!!!!!!!


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« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2015, 02:41:10 PM »
Is the White House ready for AFR? After Obama and Hilary and Jolly Joe?

I have dibs on Secretary Of Defense.   
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« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2015, 02:44:07 PM »
I have dipps on Secretary Of Defense.   

I'll just stay home and watch from a comfortable distance...
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« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2015, 03:00:01 PM »
Send your campaign contributions (large bills only) to:


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« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2015, 03:18:04 PM »
I'll just stay home and watch from a comfortable distance...


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« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2015, 03:22:41 PM »
Can we start with California and see how it goes? I get dipps on being Commandant of The California Highway Patrol.
I have dipps on Secretary Of Defense.   
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« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2015, 04:32:37 PM »

I can't decide whether to nuke Mecca before North Korea, at the same time, or North Korea first.

Better hit Peking, too, just in case.
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« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2015, 04:34:45 PM »
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