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BuccinGator FU!
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:07:18 PM »
Damn you and your snake stories!


I got back from lunch was walking into our offices and almost stepped on about 8in long green snake and about lost my chit.  The drink I was holding went in one direction, I longed jumped at least 5 feet and I don't even want to talk about noises that came out of my mouth for which there is no translation in any known language.  Not to mention my heart almost exploded.


The only positive note is there isn't a security camera at the door or I would be viral on the internet by now.


NO MORE SNAKE THREADS EVER!!!!!!!!!

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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2015, 12:25:28 PM »
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2015, 12:33:45 PM »
If you keep snakes away from me then you can have my damn card.

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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2015, 12:40:24 PM »



  8in long green snake

sounds like great bass bait
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2015, 12:40:36 PM »
Like I have the power to conjure snakes via my keyboard.
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2015, 12:44:16 PM »
Like I have the power to conjure snakes via my keyboard.

Ask Beelzebub.  He has the power
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2015, 12:48:10 PM »
Like I have the power to conjure snakes via my keyboard.

Do you claim to have magical powers? Or are you a long distance snake charmer?
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2015, 12:49:30 PM »
Damn you and your snake stories!


I got back from lunch was walking into our offices and almost stepped on about 8in long green snake and about lost my chit.  The drink I was holding went in one direction, I longed jumped at least 5 feet and I don't even want to talk about noises that came out of my mouth for which there is no translation in any known language.  Not to mention my heart almost exploded.


The only positive note is there isn't a security camera at the door or I would be viral on the internet by now.

NO MORE SNAKE THREADS EVER!!!!!!!!!

FAG!*

*Unless it was a spider instead of a snake, and then I would have done the same exact thing.

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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2015, 12:50:42 PM »
I got back on about 8in long green snake and about lost my chit. 

sounds like great bass bait

...sounds more like an Alien Abduction fantasy !


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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2015, 12:50:48 PM »
RMM just posted a picture of a rattlesnake.  That's by far worse than what I did.
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2015, 12:51:12 PM »


better audio
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2015, 12:54:47 PM »
Kingsnakes are wonderful creatures: they kill rattlesnakes and are immune from their poison; they play dead when you scare them; they keep the verminous dove/quail population in check by eating the eggs.

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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2015, 12:56:47 PM »
dove/quail are verminous?  Oh, the twisted morality of some folks
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2015, 01:10:21 PM »
dove/quail are verminous?  Oh, the twisted morality of some folks

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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2015, 01:13:26 PM »
dove/quail are verminous?  Oh, the twisted morality of some folks

rats with wings; hawk food

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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2015, 01:13:35 PM »

FAG!*

*Unless it was a spider instead of a snake, and then I would have done the same exact thing.

Me too. I'm a little scared girl when it comes to spiders. Snakes, no problem.
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2015, 01:17:57 PM »
RMM just posted a picture of a rattlesnake.  That's by far worse than what I did.
He doesn't pray to Satan who loves snakes.

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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2015, 01:18:07 PM »
Me too. I'm a little scared girl when it comes to spiders. Snakes, no problem.

I like spiders. Because they eat bugs. I hate bugs. Snakes are okay as long as they stay outside. If they come inside they must die.
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2015, 01:19:44 PM »
He doesn't pray to Satan who loves snakes.

I haven't directly prayed to Satan in nearly 7 pages (actually not at all for realsies).  Been more in to Thor here recently.  But leaving it pretty generic for anyone who wants to step up and affect the outcomes of hockey games.
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2015, 01:19:57 PM »
rats with wings; hawk food

doves are annoying....quail are cute
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2015, 01:29:31 PM »
doves are annoying....quail are cute

And the HAWKS are awesome! Even if Cleveland did crush them. grin1
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2015, 01:36:02 PM »
I like spiders. Because they eat bugs. I hate bugs. Snakes are okay as long as they stay outside. If they come inside they must die.

Lots of things eat bugs.  Birds eat bugs, but birds don't f***ing creep around in the shower scaring the chit out of me, bite my finger when I'm getting firewood from the shed, or bungee jump off the sun visor while I'm driving causing me to swerve maniacally across the road while swatting around my face and shrieking like a 4th grade girl.

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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2015, 01:38:53 PM »
Lots of things eat bugs.  Birds eat bugs, but birds don't f***ing creep around in the shower scaring the chit out of me, bite my finger when I'm getting firewood from the shed, or bungee jump off the sun visor while I'm driving causing me to swerve maniacally across the road while swatting around my face and shrieking like a 4th grade girl.

If you carried your gun with you, that wouldn't happen.
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2015, 01:40:12 PM »
Lots of things eat bugs.  Birds eat bugs, but birds don't f***ing creep around in the shower scaring the chit out of me, bite my finger when I'm getting firewood from the shed, or bungee jump off the sun visor while I'm driving causing me to swerve maniacally across the road while swatting around my face and shrieking like a 4th grade girl.

Yeah, tell me about it. My wife gets really mad at me when I don't kill spiders. They don't bother me unless they get on me or her. If they do that they must die.

I've never had one get on me while driving. I did have a wasp get on me while driving and I nearly created a new 4 lane highway out in the woods where I live.
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Re: BuccinGator FU!
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2015, 01:42:05 PM »
Lots of things eat bugs.  Birds eat bugs, but birds don't f***ing creep around in the shower scaring the chit out of me, bite my finger when I'm getting firewood from the shed, or bungee jump off the sun visor while I'm driving causing me to swerve maniacally across the road while swatting around my face and shrieking like a 4th grade girl.

This is where your pistol comes in handy: pumping lead into bungee jumping spiders while driving.