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SAD NEWS...Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Question:What do you get when you mix PMS with a GPS?Answer:A crazy bitch who WILL find you.
I would like to share an experience with you and it has to do with drinking and driving.As you know I have had brushes with the authorities on the way home from the odd events over the years.Well I have done something about it.......Last night I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had way too much beer and wine. Knowing full well I was drunk, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus home.I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise since I had never driven a bus before.P.S. I will be arrigned in the morning for Grand Theft, Donations for my attorney fees will be accepted.
Wisconsin Robbery A hooded robber burst into a Wisconsin bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Wisconsin customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Wisconsin tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you."