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don't you just love it when........
« on: August 19, 2010, 11:45:53 AM »
complete the sentence...... Don't you just love it when.......
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2010, 11:46:35 AM »
You wake up 5 minutes before you have to leave for work....
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2010, 11:47:09 AM »
You are running late and you hit every single red light....
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2010, 12:49:51 PM »
Everyone elses food comes out, even the three people behind you and the server comes by and asks you what you ordered.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2010, 07:21:44 PM »
when you get canned and quit school and move to Alaska??
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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2010, 05:31:54 PM »
...when you have a choice between a government that has lost it's way and an opposition that has no plan...

Sorry folks, it's election day downunder.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2010, 06:17:06 PM »
rofl
So I am a Packers fan in North Carolina, that just means I'm smarter than the rest of 'em!!!

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2010, 06:17:35 PM »
EB asks you to do something...
So I am a Packers fan in North Carolina, that just means I'm smarter than the rest of 'em!!!

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2010, 12:49:19 AM »
Someone says, "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news..."

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2010, 01:00:21 AM »
Lol... I vote oz for president....
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2010, 01:01:29 AM »
Oh.. And oz... How do you think we californians feel right about now.....
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2010, 10:15:13 AM »
...you wake up 2 minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off.
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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2010, 04:41:52 PM »
Oh.. And oz... How do you think we californians feel right about now.....

Just don't do what we did and give neither major party a clear majority, leaving the balance of power in the hands of some special interest groups...

Oh BTW, that's another thing I just love....

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2010, 05:00:58 AM »
Oh.. Dont worry... Someones gonna win.... And i dont think we will be happy with either choice....
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2010, 05:29:28 AM »
You hear the words, "Hi honey, I'm home." and you're with someone else.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2010, 10:37:50 AM »
huh1 Over on LNU you said you don't have a honey.
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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2010, 11:10:48 PM »
huh1 Over on LNU you said you don't have a honey.
3 actually. Can you juggle?

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2010, 02:10:40 AM »
Bricks honies are of the blow-up variety
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2010, 06:37:34 PM »
3 actually. Can you juggle?

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2010, 06:37:47 PM »
Bricks honies are of the blow-up variety

That makes more sense.
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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2010, 02:20:11 AM »
Yup... It explains everything....
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2010, 06:48:34 PM »
This is true.

The program director is less helpful than his part time student employee??
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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2010, 01:36:13 AM »
Thats how it works.... Once they promote up.... They get useless... Same here at my work
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2010, 05:06:32 AM »
......You've gotta go really bad and the public restroom doesn't have any toilet paper......

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Re: don't you just love it when........
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2010, 07:46:06 AM »
Oh yeah... That is hell!
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. * Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. * Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. * I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.