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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #75 on: January 03, 2014, 03:33:59 PM »
Here's a couple of good one liners. ...

Jerry Jones, NFL GM

Jason Garrett, NFL Coach

And finally. .....

Tony Romo,  NFL QB

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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #76 on: April 29, 2014, 07:28:26 AM »

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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #77 on: August 25, 2014, 09:35:27 AM »
Good one!   487
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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #78 on: August 25, 2014, 09:36:22 AM »
Here's one: MTV conducts video music awards?????
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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #79 on: August 25, 2014, 11:08:46 AM »
Nice.  Now if only they played music videos.
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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #80 on: August 25, 2014, 12:26:09 PM »
And best "rock" video was some song by Lorde? Sounded more like r&b to me
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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #81 on: August 25, 2014, 12:56:22 PM »
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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #82 on: August 25, 2014, 02:31:20 PM »
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked.

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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #83 on: August 25, 2014, 02:32:12 PM »
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."

"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"

God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."

Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."

God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."

Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #84 on: August 25, 2014, 02:34:13 PM »
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children.

The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"

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Re: the good, clean funny laughs thread
« Reply #85 on: September 02, 2014, 02:38:03 PM »
Good ones Aras
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