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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151400 on: November 21, 2017, 08:35:29 PM »
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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151401 on: November 22, 2017, 06:23:39 PM »
OMFG

I have a story

Need to vent

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151402 on: November 22, 2017, 07:07:27 PM »
So I had noticed some black pieces of foam etc. under my car in my garage.

Samantha went today for her amp and subs.

They call me and say...Man a squirrel or something really did a number on your car.

Go to pick it up and they show me 3 different plastic lines that were chewed up.

The vacuum line is totally chewed through.

I have had mice in and out of the garage from time to time but remembered seeing what I thought was a really big one recently.

Yep...a f#cking rat.  Rat piss and chit on top of my engine.  Guess it could be worse it didn't chew through any wires that I can tell.

F#ck

So now I have rat poison and glue traps in my garage and my f#cking car is sitting outside partly under a f#cking tree that drops chit off it.  I have an appointment at Ford for Friday...exactly what i wanted to avoid by getting a newer car since I was up there a lot with the old one at the end.

If I don't kill at least one f#cking rat be the end of the weekend I'll be calling an exterminator.

AND it's still 80% chance of rain Thursday and Friday.

If by chance it holds off I can do all the fun cleaning up stuff to my car then I can't put it in the garage after, at least not over night till I kill and least one freaking rat because it may chew more chit up.

I'm still going to do it though if I can.

F#ck F#ck F#ck


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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151403 on: November 22, 2017, 07:10:30 PM »
I'll probably have to call a f#cking exterminator anyway because how can I put the f#cking car back in the f#cking garage if there's any chance another f#cking rat is going to chew up chit?

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151404 on: November 22, 2017, 07:12:47 PM »
And

My f#cking car is outside where anybody can f#ck with it.

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151405 on: November 22, 2017, 08:27:12 PM »

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151406 on: November 22, 2017, 09:23:54 PM »
That really sucks BC..hope you get the bastard vermin.
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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151407 on: November 22, 2017, 09:25:32 PM »
Yeah tell me.  F#ckers

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151408 on: November 23, 2017, 07:41:12 AM »
Glue traps.....No luck

But a big helping or rat poison eaten grin1 grin1 grin1

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151409 on: November 23, 2017, 07:49:27 AM »
Strike that

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151410 on: November 23, 2017, 12:01:52 PM »
Just a drive by to say Happy Thanksgiving!!!
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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151411 on: November 23, 2017, 01:44:59 PM »
F#ck

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151412 on: November 23, 2017, 02:46:06 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving MKTF.
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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151413 on: November 24, 2017, 01:23:38 PM »
I'm not even going to ask how long it had been since you'd been in your garage that you didn't know rats were in there.
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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151414 on: November 24, 2017, 01:41:25 PM »
I'm not even going to ask how long it had been since you'd been in your garage that you didn't know rats were in there.

Lmao...that is the way I go in and out.

The car gets parked in there every night.

Till now chic1

I thought it was just cute little field mice that come in and out.

We had a live and let live agreement.

HAD

They are probably going down over this too.

I had seen what I thought was just a big fat one.

Pretty sure it was a Florida fruit rat.

Old house.  It has no ceiling over the garage.

No way to keep them out.

There will be an ongoing preponderance of poison around ongoing.

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151415 on: November 24, 2017, 01:43:01 PM »
F#ckers

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151416 on: November 24, 2017, 01:45:51 PM »
If you're going to leave poison all over, it goes without saying to make sure the cats can't get into it, but you also wanna be careful they can't get hold of any dead critters.
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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151417 on: November 24, 2017, 01:59:36 PM »
If you're going to leave poison all over, it goes without saying to make sure the cats can't get into it, but you also wanna be careful they can't get hold of any dead critters.

Yeah.  The cats can't get out there and the critters don't come inside.

They can just get into the garage or attic and only do so at night.

I went up into the attic yesterday and no sings so I figure they must live in burrows and then come in at night.

No food or water in the garage so I think the rat was looking for nesting material. 

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151418 on: November 24, 2017, 05:01:44 PM »
That's right Mofo.

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151419 on: November 24, 2017, 05:02:56 PM »
$1460

And they won't have the main part till Wednesday

Driving a rental...Ford Fiesta rofl

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151420 on: November 24, 2017, 06:54:08 PM »
Talk about a downgrade.

Much better on gas, though.
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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151421 on: November 24, 2017, 07:08:47 PM »
Talk about a downgrade.

Much better on gas, though.

True

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151422 on: November 24, 2017, 07:10:47 PM »
So I've been reading up on mice and rats and pretty much know everything now so if anybody has a problem just ask.

Going to try peppermint oil as a deterrent after I'm done killing their asses.

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151423 on: November 24, 2017, 07:34:03 PM »
Those giant rat traps are pretty scary to set up btw.  lol

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Re: Memphis, Kentucky, and Tennessee Fans LXV
« Reply #151424 on: November 25, 2017, 10:01:33 PM »
Memphis Tigers football dropped 70 on ECU today. Tigers have the best offense in the nation.
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