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Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« on: September 17, 2012, 09:37:32 PM »
Easy enough..

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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2012, 10:23:23 PM »
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2012, 11:16:14 PM »
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2012, 09:07:27 PM »
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2012, 02:32:00 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 02:35:59 PM »
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 05:59:57 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 06:01:13 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2012, 09:51:05 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2012, 01:22:20 PM »
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2012, 01:26:29 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2012, 05:55:04 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2012, 02:35:48 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2012, 12:54:34 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2012, 05:58:47 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2012, 09:49:14 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2012, 11:44:40 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2012, 01:13:58 PM »
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2012, 05:43:39 PM »
My neighbor Linda retched for 2 hours straight after drinking all that rum.
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« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2012, 05:51:46 PM »
Linda is crazy in the sack after drinking with Paul.
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2012, 07:13:27 PM »
You have a giant booger in your nose; it looks really dry.
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2012, 12:38:37 PM »
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2012, 12:40:45 PM »
Linda, when pounding rum, and maybe Paul, always uses a funnel.
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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2012, 02:38:35 PM »
After I pound Linda, she always complains of a sore vagina.
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Re: Make a sentence beginning and ending with the same letter!
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2012, 02:49:32 PM »
Got to wonder if Linda really enjoys getting drunk on rum and pounded by Paul while he is making himself feel better by farting!
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