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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2012, 12:53:35 AM »
O brave new world,
That has such people in't!
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2012, 08:17:55 AM »
Why, sir, for my part I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five senses.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2013, 01:16:52 PM »
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2013, 01:44:53 PM »
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2013, 03:51:44 PM »
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2013, 04:50:47 PM »
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
 
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2013, 05:06:35 PM »
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
 

One of my favorites...but can't have the second part without the first, imo...

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2013, 05:10:04 PM »
One of my favorites...but can't have the second part without the first, imo...

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Much better...thank you dear !
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2013, 05:49:14 PM »
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

Very true.  BC has come to see.  For once I was blind. 

You can have my eyeballs.  Or, deliver upon to me.  The BC!

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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2013, 07:57:21 PM »
Much better...thank you dear !

Not better...just my preference...
I think it gives the second part even more weight...
Not that it needs any.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2013, 12:12:09 PM »
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

Ya' know.  I ain't neva' see this one befo'.

But....like....wow!

That is one of the most....I don't know what the right word is....but wow.

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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2013, 09:21:57 PM »
I’ll use it for fish bait. You can’t eat human flesh, but if it feeds nothing else, it’ll feed my revenge. He’s insulted me and cost me half a million ducats. He’s laughed at my losses, made fun of my earnings, humiliated my race, thwarted my deals, turned my friends against me, riled up my enemies—and why? Because I’m a Jew. Doesn’t a Jew have eyes? Doesn’t a Jew have hands, bodily organs, a human shape, five senses, feelings, and passions? Doesn’t a Jew eat the same food, get hurt with the same weapons, get sick with the same diseases, get healed by the same medicine, and warm up in summer and cool off in winter just like a Christian? If you prick us with a pin, don’t we bleed? If you tickle us, don’t we laugh? If you poison us, don’t we die? And if you treat us badly, won’t we try to get revenge? If we’re like you in everything else, we’ll resemble you in that respect. If a Jew offends a Christian, what’s the Christian’s kind and gentle reaction? Revenge. If a Christian offends a Jew, what punishment will he come up with if he follows the Christian example? Of course, the same thing—revenge! I’ll treat you as badly as you Christians taught me to—and you’ll be lucky if I don’t outdo my teachers.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2013, 09:24:24 PM »
After bastardizing that quote for Fizzle, the other day,
I had meant to post the real speech, but forgot.
Thanks.
If you ever get a chance to see the version with Al Pacino playing Shylock,
What what he does with that speech...
As amazing as it is just as writing on a page,
To see him deliver it...D-A-M-N!!!
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2013, 08:51:57 PM »
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I laugh every time I hear that.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2013, 04:33:24 PM »
What! was it you that would be England's king?
Was't you that revell'd in our parliament,
And made a preachment of your high descent?
Where are your mess of sons to back you now?
Alas poor York! but that I hate thee deadly,
I should lament thy miserable state.
I prithee, grieve, to make me merry, York.
Stamp, rave, and fret, that I may sing and dance.
York cannot speak, unless he wear a crown.
A crown for York! and, lords, bow low to him:
Hold you his hands, whilst I do set it on.
Ay, marry, sir, now looks he like a king!
Ay, this is he that took King Henry's chair,
And this is he was his adopted heir.
But how is it that great Plantagenet
Is crown'd so soon, and broke his solemn oath?
O, 'tis a fault too too unpardonable!
Off with the crown, and with the crown his head.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2013, 06:13:15 PM »
I laugh every time I hear that.

Ya.  Dats.

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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2013, 11:48:27 PM »
...Thy wits the heavens restore! Endeavour thyself to sleep, and leave thy vain bibble-babble.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2013, 12:22:30 AM »
Uhhh, To be or not to be..that is the ?  Whether it is blah blah blah...or yadda yadda yaduh...catch me on a good day,,,,I will dominate fake ass Shakespeare quotes...yall know he was illiterate...right?
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2013, 01:08:02 AM »
You're an Oxfordian? facepalm
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2013, 07:40:23 PM »
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #45 on: May 11, 2013, 05:53:38 PM »
You never spoke what did become you less
Than this.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #46 on: May 11, 2013, 09:58:15 PM »
When a father gives to his son, both laugh;
when a son gives to his father, both cry.
Don't give up.  Don't ever give up.

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.

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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #47 on: May 11, 2013, 10:16:18 PM »
I don't know that one, Blitz.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2013, 11:17:00 AM »
It was credited to Shakespeare, though I don't think it's in a play..might not really be from the Bard, but I kinda like the quote.
Don't give up.  Don't ever give up.

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.

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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2013, 11:35:01 AM »
It isn't like I know every line from every play, but for the life of me, I couldn't even narrow it down to possibilities.

I definitely like the quote, though. blitz1
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