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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #75 on: February 03, 2014, 12:32:19 PM »
Ah, the last ditch efforts of the meek and mentally unstable, intertwined with variable degrees of intellectual misfortunes. Bringeth in said diminutive sack, as thou dost require the deletion of reproductive abilities, post hast. Bringeth thy scrotal guillotine!

Without question, thou hast a gift!

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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #76 on: February 03, 2014, 12:36:36 PM »
yep ... definitely a "buffet only" type of broad.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #77 on: February 03, 2014, 01:03:58 PM »
yep ... definitely a "buffet only" type of broad.
Feeble attempts to trolleth ones thread doth been met with unprecedented deliverance of verbal assaults, yet fizzle exhibits no knowledge of thine captioned lashings. Resorting once again to the referring of the maiden as an obese nerd, as it were in layman/fizzle terms. Surely a lesser individual might alloweth such meager administerings to warrant a report of the childish insults. However the entertainment of viewing such pleas for attention doth bring joy.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #78 on: February 03, 2014, 01:12:00 PM »
He hast the arsenal of a mewling infant, or whining schoolboy.



All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy
, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #79 on: February 03, 2014, 01:15:30 PM »
Pink Floyd?
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #80 on: February 03, 2014, 01:23:21 PM »
Hahaha...no, but I've always loved this one by The Band...

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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #81 on: April 23, 2014, 01:53:18 PM »
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #82 on: June 04, 2014, 11:54:16 AM »
 The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound.





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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #83 on: June 25, 2014, 01:33:17 PM »
"I pray you, tarry. Pause a day or two
Before you hazard, for in choosing wrong
I lose your company. Therefore forbear awhile.
There’s something tells me—but it is not love—
I would not lose you, and you know yourself
Hate counsels not in such a quality.
But lest you should not understand me well—
And yet a maiden hath no tongue but thought—
I would detain you here some month or two
Before you venture for me. I could teach you
How to choose right, but I am then forsworn.
So will I never be. So may you miss me.
But if you do, you’ll make me wish a sin,
That I had been forsworn. Beshrew your eyes,
They have o'erlooked me and divided me.
One half of me is yours, the other half yours—
Mine own, I would say. But if mine, then yours,
And so all yours."
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #84 on: June 25, 2014, 01:37:36 PM »
"I pray you, tarry. Pause a day or two
Before you hazard, for in choosing wrong
I lose your company. Therefore forbear awhile.
There’s something tells me—but it is not love—
I would not lose you, and you know yourself
Hate counsels not in such a quality.
But lest you should not understand me well—
And yet a maiden hath no tongue but thought—
I would detain you here some month or two
Before you venture for me. I could teach you
How to choose right, but I am then forsworn.
So will I never be. So may you miss me.
But if you do, you’ll make me wish a sin,
That I had been forsworn. Beshrew your eyes,
They have o'erlooked me and divided me.
One half of me is yours, the other half yours—
Mine own, I would say. But if mine, then yours,
And so all yours."

One half of me is yours, the other half yours—


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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #85 on: June 25, 2014, 01:47:30 PM »
Yep.
I don't tend to go in for the really romantic stuff very often,
But that speech...dayum!
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2014, 02:23:59 PM »
And now for more romantic stuff...

"I love you with so much of my heart that is none left to protest"

And, since I just mentioned it on the main thread...

Sonnet 116

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no; it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests, and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
   If this be error and upon me proved,
   I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
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Re: Cali's Random Shakespeare Quotes
« Reply #87 on: December 01, 2014, 11:27:57 PM »
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As a general rule of thumb, it’s a bad idea to try to rob the home of people who decorate with animal skulls."