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So when Mrs Dee put on her makeup once..she asked "How does it look?" Being the smart ass I am, I said "It looks fine if you are going for the transgender look." Never realized my couch was so comfy.... Bondy..such a great thread! I could write a manifesto on how to start a
Pranks are my favorite. Like pointing the shower head at the door and leaving the valve knob pulled up so when they turn the water on it's an instant cold blast. What a way to wake up!
Baby powder in the hair dryer is my fav...honestly how many times can 1 person fall for that!
Piss em off until they tell ya to kiss their ass and then.....Say this...Hell no ! I don't have all day to do that ! You're all ass !!!!!
Maybe we should start a Prank exchange thread!
For sure! Also try this one...fill your exhaust up with flour...and then tell your gal something is wrong with the car...tell her she needs to take a look at the exhaust..and then start the car...poof...but make sure you lock yourself in the car...you know..let her cool down
When Mrs. Rat was 8 months pregnant with our son she was all dressed up getting ready to go to a baby shower in her honor. She wanted me to take a picture of her all fixed up in full belly. Just before I snapped the picture, she wanted to open the glass doors on the fireplace so the flash wouldn't reflect.As she turned around and bent over to open the doors, she said, "and don't you dare take a picture of my big fat butt". I said, "Don't worry, its not a panoramic camera". At least I knew I could out run her in her condition.