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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #50 on: February 26, 2013, 07:59:18 AM »
LOL, I'm surprised a few of you guys are still here!

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #51 on: February 26, 2013, 08:06:58 AM »
I got caught last night. My gal makes tea for work and she caught me throwing a big chunk of cheese in it while it was simmering on the stove. A little bit later she come up and grabbed my a** but I didnt realize she had a soakin wet washcloth in her hand. She got me. WAR is on now!   LOL

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #52 on: February 26, 2013, 10:29:24 AM »
Go to a rodeo & ask a bullrider if he starred in Brokeback Mountain!
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #53 on: February 26, 2013, 04:10:47 PM »
Funny thread!

Try removing the shower head from the connecting pipe
place a lifesaver or two in the pipe
and screw the shower head back on.

Its a laugh riot.

Put in a nice adjustable shower head in and just point it directly at the door, as soon as she turn on the faucet, ice cold water right in the face. I was awoken by a glass of cold water in the face, so i only won briefly.
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #54 on: February 26, 2013, 04:50:41 PM »
I wonder what the divorce rate is on this thread!  Lol. 

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #55 on: March 05, 2013, 08:46:51 AM »
 haha1

A good silent fart n pull the covers over her head is allways a blast!

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #56 on: March 05, 2013, 10:11:16 AM »
haha1

A good silent fart n pull the covers over her head is allways a blast!
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #57 on: March 05, 2013, 10:15:59 AM »
LOL, never heard that one PG. I'll remember that .

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2013, 06:47:58 PM »
Tell your wife, of all the girlfriends you've ever had, she might be the 3rd or 4th sexiest
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2013, 08:01:57 PM »
you could try a good ol' rodeo F***. When you have her doggy style lean down and whisper in her ear," You're almost as good as your sister" and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #60 on: March 06, 2013, 09:21:58 PM »
you could try a good ol' rodeo f***. When you have her doggy style lean down and whisper in her ear," You're almost as good as your sister" and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
487 487 I hope your dog house is insulated, Pete.  Even I wouldn't try that one!!
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #61 on: March 07, 2013, 07:47:24 AM »
you could try a good ol' rodeo f***. When you have her doggy style lean down and whisper in her ear," You're almost as good as your sister" and try to hold on for 8 seconds.

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #62 on: April 22, 2013, 02:52:59 PM »
My wife is about to have our third and "final" child.  She wants this one to be the last.  She has even called the doctors office to ask about  vasectomies.  She told me I had to go to the doctors to have the procedure.  I just looked at her and said, "Do you know how unfair that is to my next wife." 

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #63 on: April 22, 2013, 02:56:59 PM »
 rofl


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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2013, 03:00:26 PM »
This might be the best thread ever..if anyone needs advice on being a dick,,,let me know..I run the market on these things! rofl

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2013, 03:02:28 PM »
C'mon SportsChic, you must have some things you pull on your spouse/significant? Lets hear the female side of things! It's all just for fun.

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #66 on: April 22, 2013, 03:31:09 PM »
Pranks are my favorite. Like pointing the shower head at the door and leaving the valve knob pulled up so when they turn the water on it's an instant cold blast. What a way to wake up!        grin1

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2013, 03:35:39 PM »
487 487 487

No no no, Mrs. Rat can NOT be a victom, have I mentioned she is a black belt candidate in karate?  That night on the couch would be accompanied by an ice bag and crutches.  rofl

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #68 on: April 22, 2013, 03:37:08 PM »
I guy at city volleyball would mess with my magnetic business signs on my vehicle over and over so I put an add in the paper and listed his truck real cheap and told them to call after 11:00 pm.  LOL, he didnt sleep for a week!

I've been meaning to do this to a coworker for a while now. grin1
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #69 on: April 22, 2013, 03:40:47 PM »
C'mon SportsChic, you must have some things you pull on your spouse/significant? Lets hear the female side of things! It's all just for fun.
C'mon SportsChic, you must have some things you pull on your spouse/significant? Lets hea
C'mon SportsChic, you must have some things you pull on your spouse/significant? Lets hear the female side of things! It's all just for fun.
r the female side of things! It's all just for fun.


Like blaming him for a front alinement after driving my car when I caused it hitting a pot hole?

Opps, just set myself up for women drivers jokes.
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2013, 04:21:02 PM »
LOL

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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2013, 07:02:37 PM »
The rodeo one seemed to make my friends laugh for a long time.
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2013, 07:16:15 PM »
The rodeo one seemed to make my friends laugh for a long time.
If someone pisses you off real good, i have found a good way to F*** with them. Here we have a magazine called city life, and in the back there are all kinds of personal ads. I guess the same would be on craigslist or something. I like to find the Single Male HIV positive seeking Single male HIV positive type ads. Leave a nice long message and leave said persona name and phone number. I have even searched out payphones to do it just do to creepy type ads.
I spent about 2 hours one day leaving messages for a dickhead friend of mine who told psycho ex where i moved to years ago.
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #73 on: April 23, 2013, 12:23:38 PM »
My wife told me that we need to save money and I should quit buying beer.  The very next day she came home from the store with over $70 worth of make up.  I said, "What the hell is this for?" and she replied "To make me look pretty".  I yelled "that's what the beer was for!"
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Re: How to start a fight
« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2013, 12:34:54 PM »
LMAO!  Thats funny chit right there Gnat!