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My wife told me that we need to save money and I should quit buying beer. The very next day she came home from the store with over $70 worth of make up. I said, "What the hell is this for?" and she replied "To make me look pretty". I yelled "that's what the beer was for!"
r the female side of things! It's all just for fun.Like blaming him for a front alinement after driving my car when I caused it hitting a pot hole?Opps, just set myself up for women drivers jokes.
Ever asked an overweight woman when the baby is due? Only once for me, it was unintentional, and I felt awful for a month. Since then I've been tempted to ask a few women the question on purpose, but was never able to plan a foolproof escape route , complete with foxhole and bunker . . .
Here's one that I plan on doing sometime this summer...When going to the beach/water park with friends and family..crush up a couple Viagra and put them in a buddies drink....then wait for the hilarity to ensue! Bonus points if the wife/girlfriend are also going...the squirm factor for every time a girl in a bikini walks by is well worth the payback that will most certainly be reciprocated!