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Offline Rod Smart

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The adventures of Michael Vick
« on: April 18, 2013, 09:07:58 AM »
- financing an illegal interstate gambling ring
- running an illegal interstate gambling ring for six years
- fighting dogs
- killing dogs
- killing dogs in especially fun ways, like electrocution and drowning
- knowingly giving a woman herpes
- sneaking marijuana on a plane
- owning a waterbottle that has a marijuana smuggling compartment
- providing a vehicle for drug dealing
- giving the double bird to kids after a Falcons game
- blew off Eagles off-season workouts
- stealing money from a pension fund
- having someone shot at his birthday party
- lied about leaving "hours" before someone was shot at his party
- being a coach killer
- being a big jerk
- hiring an agent while still in college
- Marcus Vick
- not paying back his creditors because he needs two houses (one of which was built while he was in prison)
- lying about dog fighting
- screwing over that sweet old man Arthur Blank
- missing 14 games with a 4-6 week injury - the same injury that forced him to miss only one game at Virginia Tech
- Ron Mexico
- providing a house for drug dealing (the original reason Bad Newz Kennels was raided)
- failing a drug test
- being accused of using steroids
- can't read the blitz
- can't hold onto the ball
- can't throw accurately
- can't put touch on the ball
- can't complete the short pass
- can't audible 
- children out of wedlock
- last one in the building for practice
- first one to leave the building after practice
- cheated on his girlfriend (re: Ron Mexico incident)
- fragile as Bob Sanders
- refuses to wear a mouthguard and flak jacket despite a history of head and rib injuries
- refuses to wear a flak jacket despite endorsing a flak jacket
- promoting 'pump and dump' stock scheme via twitter
- kicking a football at a Washington Redskins cheerleader
- inflated sense of self-worth
- interception machine
- Dynasty!
- “wrote” a book

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Re: The adventures of Michael Vick
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 09:08:09 AM »
you're  welcome 

Offline Rod Smart

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Re: The adventures of Michael Vick
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 09:09:45 AM »
that smiley with the sign is really really ghey

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Re: The adventures of Michael Vick
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2013, 09:20:01 AM »
What sign???
So I am a Packers fan in North Carolina, that just means I'm smarter than the rest of 'em!!!

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Re: The adventures of Michael Vick
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2013, 11:14:28 AM »
I had a bunch of other ones too.  Now I'm going to have to research AGAIN how many chicks Ben Roethlisberger raped.  I think its four, but not all of them are rape rapes


Friggin CBS

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Re: The adventures of Michael Vick
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 11:16:44 AM »
What sign???
the cynicism is strong in this one DLP.
What'd I miss?
In three words or less.